dr. spencer Bailey
Role:
The Bailey Family has a collective count of 9 decades in the business. The Boss himself is cleaning up streets by the thousands using his strategic intellect, architect-like handiwork, and well-fed gut feelings with only 2 materials: metal and plastic. He requires a strict code of conduct where every tooth aligns like a loyal member of the family.
Weapon: He writes the checks. If he dies, we all die.
Skill: A master manipulator, not of deception or schemes, but as one so skilled, he'll manipulate you by the roots of your teeth.
dr. Lauren Gullett
Role:
Tall, talented, and tough, she brings gold-medal expertise to this family. She straightens teeth like she conquered the podium, with precision and grace. Poised to lead this orthodontic empire to new heights, she’s being trained by the best, and has commitment, motivation, and a hunger for success.
Weapon: With towering aerial drone views of her surroundings, she’ll see ya comin’...or goin’....
Skill: A blacksmith of sorts, she’s replaced her work of hanging medals around her neck to hanging metal on teeth.
Alyssa
Role:
Ensures every dollar aligns perfectly with the ledger, collects and pays debts, and secures the books. Will take a case of financial chaos and create a carefully executed accounting masterpiece.
Weapon:
Mind sharper than a stockbrokers instincts. Eyes of a hawk with her attention to detail.
Skill:
Maneuvers through numbers and budgets with the finesse of a high-stakes poker player. Not only does she know the rules, she writes them.
Kristen
Role: Orchestrates and sculpts precise plans for individuals seeking our services, with direct authority from 'the Boss.' an advocate for fair and transparent deals; will make you an offer you can't refuse.
Weapon: A voice as smooth as floss
Skill: No need for a Tommy Gun, Trained in martial arts, she can negotiate with her biceps. Cannot be bribed with food.
Keylie
Role: Assists and executes tasks for and behalf of the Boss. Ensures every move aligns with the boss's vision. Helps guests feel welcome and comfortable before putting sharp instruments in their mouth.
Weapon: Unwavering allegiance and loyalty.
Skill: Known on the streets as the Lab Artisan, she's a mastermind at sculpting persuasive devices (a.k.a retainers and other dental appliances.
Paula
Role: The gatekeeper of time; no one cross the threshold to Boss's sanctum unless their presence is approved by her command. It isn't just about timing; it's about permission, where only the chosen gain an audience with the Boss.
Weapon: Punctual perfection, flawless penmanship, and perfect empanadas.
Skill: Creating and moving appointments like pawns on her chessboard, every move is made with strategic precision in calculating perfectly-timed smiles.
Amber
Role: Cutthroat operative, the right-had enforcer, she has no time for errors. She ensures the Boss's shelves are stocked and drawers are full with supplies in abundance. Ensures every guest has a seat at the table and fees them with a dose of no nonsense.
Weapon: In a Relationship with Michael Myers
Skill: Quick wit and as sharp as the wires she cuts.
Adella
Role: Glamorous yet scandalous, she's as sweet as the sugar she eats. She spends her day erasing DNA of who's coming and going in the Boss's house. Leave no trace isn't just for boy scouts it describes her work and her bank account. that perfect hair doesn't pay for itself.
Weapon: Can hide in small spaces.
Skill: Knows where all the instruments (weapons) are stored.
Jen
Role: Straightening smiles and serving sass y' all! She spreads joy and charm like confetti and struts through the house with confidence and grace, being a seasoned and experienced assistant. No matter how cranky the boss could be, she'll be spreading sunshine and blessin' yer heart.
Weapon: Double fisting Dutch Bros is her brass knuckles.
Skill: A mama bear with a southern drawl.
Skylah
Role: Faithful and devout to the job at hand.
Weapon: She's tight with the Boss of all Bosses. No, not 'the Boss', but thee Boss. You can find her in His house when she's not in this house.
Skill: Knows any song of any genre. More mature than our oldest employee.
Brenna
Role: Our newest member of the family, she’s learning there are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and Paula’s way. They are the gatekeepers, the sentry, the overseers, and the guardians of the Boss’s house and overall day. They vet any visitors, triage every call, and taste test any treat that comes in the door. With all that responsibility lies all the power.
Weapon: A true artist, she can sketch any perp who walks through our door.
Skill: An avid reader, she knows silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
Natasha Lil Nat
Role: The gatekeeper of time; no one cross the threshold to Boss's sanctum unless their presence is approved by her command. It isn't just about timing; it's about permission, where only the chosen gain an audience with the Boss.
Weapon: Punctual perfection, flawless penmanship, and perfect empanadas.
Skill: Creating and moving appointments like pawns on her chessboard, every move is made with strategic precision in calculating perfectly-timed smiles.
Vader
Role: The most beloved of all family members, his keen senses bring a camaraderie to what could be a scary environment reminding everyone that even in the darkest of places, there's room for love and compassion and that sweetness can thrive even in the most unexpected of places.
Weapon: Hypnotizing soulful eyes.
Skill: Kindness that knows no bounds. He can melt the hardest of hearts.
